Sunday, October 12, 2008

Everybody Happy

13 comments:

AnnoyedOne said...

Glad to see that I'm already in the right half so I don't have to move ;-)

Rodger the Real King of France said...

And nobody will be forced to leave the USA, but there will be no federal government health, education, or welfare programs, except for a CDC. Oh, it doesn't show on the map, but we get Alaska, they can have Hawaii.

Anonymous said...

Woot!
And since there are no handouts, the immigration and deadbeat hippie problems will mostly solve themselves. They'll leave and go where the livin' is easy.

But while we're dreaming, can we also eliminate the "anchor baby" Amendment? How 'bout "Children of legal citizens automatically get US citizenship, everyone else, get in line. If you're useful, can speak the language and can support yourself, you're in. Everybody else, goodbye."
--Jack

Anonymous said...

RODGER, I'm not done yet, don't you go writing off Ohio. I actually like it here.

We've got one or two teams that know how to play football. We have more Amish than Amishland. Johnny Appleseed man, and a ton of presidents (few good, but WTH).

Bring on the Barn Army, Rodg, but Ohio will defend herself. I know the secret handshake.

I do, don't I?

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Our Local Big Time Pollster guy (Hedgehog Report) wrote -

McCain will win ohio. In my opinion you can book it.

Anonymous said...

I think we should drive he libs before us unto the God forsaken land of Labrador and let them establish their new Utopia there.
I'd hate to cede Wyoming, Idaho and Montana to Libs- well never mind, the Inland Northwesterners would just do a Tripple S on em, once the shooting started.
RAK

Anonymous said...

We're gonna need a bigger fence.
—DougM

Anonymous said...

Dammit, We are still working on Minnesota too! We got a better CCW law than Texas passed, so we SHOULD be able to save the place..

Too pretty to loose to the ijits...

cmblake6 said...

Anybody here read Wm. W. Johnstones series, "The Ashes"? That was, without a doubt, one of my favorite book series, EVER!
Once upon a time, it was "Tri-States Forever", then it shifted to the "SUSA". Your map pretty much shows that.

Anonymous said...

I have a better map here:

http://www.cotse.net/users/kbarrett/map-usa.jpg

Let them secede from us ... then pull a 'West Virgina" on all of them, and take all red counties away from them.

They can have their socialist pits ... but they aren't dragging anyone else with them.

Anonymous said...

Gack ... need to pay my webhost ... money sent.

Anonymous said...

Fixed it.

Anonymous said...

Kristopher,
Detroit's down near Ohio.
Folks up in "the thumb" are pretty normal Americans.
—DougM

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