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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Several years ago I ended up taking a statistics class at our local community college. So there I was, sitting in a classroom full of 18-20 year old dolts. I had been using statistics at work as a simulations analyst for longer than most of my classmates had been alive.
One day the teacher set up a problem that required us to determine a population to poll and questions to ask. We were supposed to report the results of our poll.
I raised my hand and asked "What do you want the results to be?"
My classmates looked at me like I was insane.
The teacher once he realized that I was serious and not just being a smart ass, gave me an A on the assignment, allowed me to come in the next evening and take the final 6 weeks early, then skip the remainder of the class. I passed the final and got an A in the class.
As Bill Clinton once said, "Let me show you mah 'internal pool.'"
Dammit! That's "internal poll"
Yeah, but it sounded like "pool" when he said it.
Or was it "intern pool"?
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I started out life as a university math prof and have to agree completely with the first comment.
A short clip from the brilliant UK comedy series Yes Minister proves the point:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yhN1IDLQjo&feature=related
"Opinion polls are not designed to measure public opinion, they're designed to shape it." Peter Hitchens