Sunday Dump

Celebrating the ridiculousness of it all

“ Q. Why will Ho Chi Minh vote for Barack Obama? A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead. ”

"Mr. Biden didn't like the questions," Jordan said. "We choose not to ask softball questions." “ Q. Why did John McCain cross the road? A. There was an Old Town Buffet on the other side. Q, Why did Barack Obama cross the road? A. To help the other side. ” John Kerry wants New Deal II “ All the attention Obama's getting is driving Kerry insane.  If invoking FDR doesn't  swing some attention his way -- he's having Jimmy  Carter killed. ” A guy named Ken Mink made his college basketball team.  Oh.  He's 73 years-old. (Needed something good) “ Q. Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate? A. He accidently smoked it. ” "Gird your loins," he begins -- not good! -- and then it gets really interesting . . . I promise you, you all are gonna be sitting here a year from now going, "Oh my God, why are they there in the polls? Why is the polling so down? Why is this thing so tough?" We're gonna have to make some incredibly tough decisions in the first two years. So I'm asking you now, I'm asking you now, be prepared to stick with us. Remember the faith you had at this point because you're going to have to reinforce us. ” “ Q. Why won’t Obama laugh at himself? A. Because it would be racist. ”