Parking Lot Justice

American Justice

“ NOTICE: CFO Fred Williamson has advised me that, as a result of the recent election, our company faces substantial increases in our tax, and other government fees and mandates burden. The current dismal state state of the economy will not allow us to raise prices by the necessary 8%, so we will have  to lay off six employees instead. This has really  been eating at me, since we are like family here.  Choosing who among our 140 employees will be cut was very difficult.   So, this is  what I did. I strolled through our parking lot and found 6 Obama  bumper stickers on employees' cars, and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off.  I can't think of a fairer way to approach this problem. These people  wanted change; I gave it  to them.  If you have a better idea, let me  know, ASAP. CR ”