Wednesday, December 17, 2008

I'm rich

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Brother, can you spare a humorous stick figure drawing?

Annoyed White Male

Anonymous said...

WITH THE ECONOMY BEING IN THE STATE IT IS, HERE ARE SOME CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR 2008 FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED(all of us):

SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear?

DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas

NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and
Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses
and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...

PARANOID: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.

PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry,
I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you why...

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an
Open Fire...

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
............(better start again)..................Stolen from E mail chain.

Anonymous said...

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You forgot one, JMcD:

Obamatized: DING! FRIES ARE DONE! DING FRIES! DING! FRIES ARE DONE!

;-]

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Anonymous said...

Yep Doc...and..DEPRESSION: "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas, Damn Little"

Anonymous said...

And of course there's ..." o thou that tellest goof tidings to zion"...(that's exactly the way it's written over at cduniverse)...prophetic?..............Veriification word MOOKERED..I like the sound..Guess it means 'screwed'

Anonymous said...

Then there's that old MOOKERER Barney Frank's fav...Homo For The Holidays.(and forever)

Anonymous said...

The word moolered is probably somehow related to MOOK from Urban Dictionary... mook (n.) 5 up, 29 down
A fat, clown nosed, stinky, slutty, inconsiderate witch and cheap prostitute.

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