Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Lewis Black - funny but ignorant

This is what I'm talking about
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Yes, I'd like to kick George W. Bush's ass, for several hundred reasons.  For acting like he's Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, and telling us how nice known terrorists like Muslims and Democrats are.  Or, including Kwanzaa in his seasonal felicitations, as though it had some legitimacy.  Or,  worrying about wtf Ted Kennedy thinks.  And this.  On his way out the door, Bush pardons drug dealers, but not Ignacio Ramos and Jose Compean, in prison for the shooting an illegal alien drug smuggler in the line of duty?  Are you out of your farking mind George?  This is why you eat diarrhea soup.

But then people like comedian Lewis Black, whose (NSFW) comedy stylings I truly love,  but who,  for my purposes here,  will represent the BEST of the democrat party, pop into my world. Utterly stupid, condescending, arrogant  morons every one.  Where Bush shows occasional common sense, and the courage to face-off with world opinion, the Lewis Black Liberals listen to Euro corksuckers,  and think what they hear has merit.  Every instinct democrats have is grounded in a belief that without their stewardship the world is lost, despite being quite famously the architects of every failed, money wasting program in the nation's history. They are arrogant, ignorant, condescending, self entitled, and quite lawless nincompoops, and yet, somehow, feel quite comfortable calling Bush stupid. Next to any of them, George W. Bush is a giant, and I don't mean that as a compliment to GWB.  But wait! He has the means to make amends, and  here's what I'm hoping. 

 The scene, Pennsylvania Avenue, Jan. 20, 2009.  Network analysts are conjecturing over Dubya's absence as Obama takes the oath of office, when  a low flying, bomb laden  F-15 screams over the Potomac and crashes into Dignitary Central, wiping out official Washington in a heartbeat.  KABLOWWY!  Okay, I don't really mean that. The country would be lost without Pelosi, Reid, and Barney Frank at the helm, instructing their wetback Kenyan sock puppet what to do.  I was just thinking about fantasy movie scripts that would make tons of money.  So, Hollywood, take note of this. v  ©

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lasted a minute, he's an asshole-hate him, not the least bit funny
MM

Anonymous said...

Black has good delivery, timing, and all that . . . just shitty loyalties, judgment, and all those.

Anonymous said...

Re-post Tim Slagle. THAT was funny.
Tim

Anonymous said...

I remember when he made fun of Clinton

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Skewering Bush isn't a problem. Skewering Bush because he was one of the few pols to resist the man caused global warming hysteria is. In other words, like most democrats, Lewis Black is ill-informed, and a blabbermouth. As far as going after Sick Willy, he did, but missed entirely the reason he was impeached. Like most democrats he has entertainment value, but should never be taken seriously. IQ=103.

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