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Saturday, December 20, 2008

Obama Joke

Today's Tragedy

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Chicago , IL .

Chicago Police today reported finding a john doe male body in the Chicago River . The victim apparently drowned due to excessive narcotics consumption.

He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and an Obama t-shirt. He also had a cucumber inserted in his rectum.

The police thoughtfully removed the Obama t-shirt to spare the family any unnecessary embarrassment.

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Juice

Rodger the Real King of France 12/20/2008 06:51:00 PM 10 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton

10 comments:

Anonymous said...: Poor guy, did you know him?
ozaoB; 12/20/08, 8:11 PM
Anonymous said...: Gee...another No.6; 12/20/08, 11:40 PM
Anonymous said...: You made me think of this. A local man was found murdered in his home in Galveston, Texas over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk and cornflakes, and the deceased had a banana protruding from his buttocks... Police believe it was the work of a cereal killer.; 12/20/08, 11:47 PM
Anonymous said...: Tha was me.
Tim; 12/20/08, 11:48 PM
Anonymous said...: Boy, I cant type tonight.
Tim; 12/20/08, 11:48 PM
Juice said...: Timmy, tha wa you?; 12/21/08, 12:23 AM
Anonymous said...: And speaking of murder...Bob says to Johnny the other day, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?"... and Johnny replies, "I'm not sure,.. what was her maiden name?" ........; 12/21/08, 9:03 AM
Anonymous said...: My fingers were drunk last night Juice.
Tim; 12/21/08, 10:46 AM
Anonymous said...: Tim thats how I feel every day.

Spanky; 12/21/08, 2:12 PM
Anonymous said...: Whose family were they trying to save from the embarrassment?

yat; 12/22/08, 1:27 AM

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Obama Joke

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