Saturday, December 06, 2008

Obama's OX

Let's Gore This Ox
Dubya was born in Poland to a Communist functionary and her husband.

January, 2000
  1. George Bush announces he'll stand for the presidency
  2. A Bush family friend lets a cat out of the bag,  "W" was adopted by the Bushes while they were in Poland.
  3. A Gore campaign spokesman mentions it, as an aside, on This Week With David Brinkley, and Sam Donaldson does a  rant on the subject. Everyone else yawns.
  4. The Bush family ignores it too, but the New York Times Op Ed pages are filled with it. Week after week.
  5. In March, Rush Limbaugh announces that he has the copy of George W's Texas birth certificate, and posts it on Free Republic.Com.
  6. Gore supporters hire document specialists who pronounce it a fake.
  7. The Arkansas Hospital Public Relations Director holds a press conference, and states "its a real certificate." Bush supporters sneer at the whiny Gore people who still  won't let it go.
  8. Democratic consultant Bob Beckel produces a tape of Grandma Bush saying, "Yeah, I remember when they brought that little Polack home.  He was five years old, and couldn't speak a word of English. Turned out to be a smart little bastard though."
  9. Candidate Bush posts a statement on his web site stating, "I was born in Texas."
  10. Republicans refuse to discuss it anymore. \
  11. The New York Times says, "Okay, I guess that's that..   Sorry."

Items 1-10 are directly parallel to Barry Sortero's birth certificate case.  Item 11 is laughable, because Bush is a Republican.   Now, check out the comments from Obama supporters, and tell me they'd feel the same way in the above hypothetical.   I think that's the Cao girl holding the sign.

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