Thursday, January 01, 2009

Chicken Stuffing

Today's  Helpful Tip

Men --  After you're married, this method of stuffing chickens is no longer acceptable at family dinners. Your in-laws will leave thinking of you as being crude, and your father-in-law will not mention you joining the firm again.  Learn from other's mistakes, sigh.
1/01/2009 01:26:00 PM 6 Comments

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Anonymous said...

Choke.
—DougM

1/1/09, 1:55 PM
Anonymous said...

Do not cook while drinking.

I'm going to hope that meal is at some kind of fraternal lodge, and not a family gathering.

1/1/09, 2:08 PM
Anonymous said...

From the two Coke bottles on the table I would date this picture from the the around 1976 to 1980. just a guess. My Pappaw called them dopes not sodas, cokes are pepsi's never heard no one else do that. This reminded me of a old pick up line "hey baby how do you like your eggs Scrambled or fertilized"?

1/1/09, 3:00 PM
Anonymous said...

last post from Spanky the chickens got me so excited lost my train of thought.

spanky

1/1/09, 3:04 PM
Anonymous said...

Christmas Cookie Recipe

1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice
4 large eggs 1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Crown Royal/Whiskey/Rum

- Sample the Liquor to check quality.

- Take a large bowl, check the Liquor again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

- Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

- Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

- At this point it's best to make sure the Liquor is still OK, try another cup.. just in case.

- Turn off the mixer thingy.

- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

- Pick the frigging fruit off floor...

- Mix on the turner.

- If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver.

- Sample the Liquor to check for tonsisticity.

- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a sheet.

- Check the Liquor.

- Now shift the lemon juice and strain the nuts.

- Add one table.

- Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.

- Greash the oven.

- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

- Don't forget to beat off the turner.

- Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

- Finish the bottle of Liquor.

- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.


- Cherry Mistmas and a Nappy Hew Jear.

1/1/09, 6:22 PM
DammitWomann said...

That photo made me choke.... then laugh mybutt off......

1/1/09, 10:28 PM

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