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Today's Shlongderdamus

Déjà Vu-doo

I'm looking forward to hearing this plaintive plea from lib media -- "If congress doesn't give Obama the 350B bailout money, his will be a failed presidency from the start."  Obama will  successfully lobby  Rep. Marjorie Margolies-Mezvinsky (PA D)  in the House, and Sen. Bob Kerrey (D NB) in the Senate and squeak by, just.  More to look forward to.  Obama Executive Order ends  "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."  Michelle Obama fires the Secret Service; replaces them with the Farrakhan Republican Guard.  Obama Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel commits suicide in Fort Marcy Park by cutting his head off. Hillary Clinton turns over her WHO Database to Bill Ayers for "processing."   A postal worker in Minnesota assassinates Al Franken.  Dems respond with The Omnibus Gun Seizure Bill.  The NRA protests. WCBM in Baltimore loses it's broadcast license in the first Fairness Doctrine challenge.  Worried broadcasters nationwide drop all talk radio.  Rush Limbaugh buys the Miami Dolphins, and retires.  Ubangi Rock dominates the airwaves. The FBI gives Obama's WH the list if every blogger who's called Obama a MFCS.  They disapp