Saturday, January 24, 2009

Linda SOG

13 comments:

pdwalker said...

Look on the bright side, at least you will be warned ahead of time that the kids parents are assholes.

Anonymous said...

"Lashabama" HA!

Years ago I saw an female "African-American" comic that said she was really pissed at Volkswagen because of the "farfegnugen" marketing campaign. She figured soon enough African-American women would be naming their kids that "'cause its such a pretty name."

Anonymous said...

There's a check-out girl at my local grocery store, her name is Lysolina.

I guess her mother must be a maid.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Get Out! Lysolina? Get Out!

closed said...

There is a story going around, probably apocryphal, about ER personnel, required by law to assist welfare births by walk-ins, having competitions to get the mother to put the dumbest names possible on the birth certificate.

Anonymous said...

Dont forget that in many many countries around the world, OSAMA is the still the most common baby name.... In twenty years or so we're going to be up to our asses in them...

Anonymous said...

Proud of the new baby daughter and the new automobile,they named the little girl Carloana. The car kept the name given it by GM.

Anonymous said...

Fallopia Tuba McKinley

Anonymous said...

Nary a Hussein, though.
Strange.
—DougM

Anonymous said...

Placenta Jones

pdwalker said...

The prosecution rests.

Anonymous said...

Lots of good ones like Chlamydia, etc. But the all time winner is La-ah... pronounced LaDASHah!

Anonymous said...

My wife saw a school girl on the subway once. The girl's name tag read 'Vendetta Jones'.
Another time, a mother called to her child, 'Velveeta, you come here.'

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