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Wednesday, January 14, 2009
15 comments:
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Anonymous said...
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YEEF!!!!
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1/15/09, 2:53 AM
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pdwalker said...
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I knew there must have been a reason they veiled them.
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1/15/09, 3:02 AM
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Anonymous said...
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While she's shaving between her eyebrows, she could shave her 'pits. OTOH, one doesn't have to diet, wear makeup, or do a lot of other cosmetic chores while under one of those blue ones from Afghanistan.
mary -
1/15/09, 6:46 AM
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Anonymous said...
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Yuque! She has tattoos!
Reminds me of when "99 Red Balloons" came out in the 80s. A bunch of us were watching MTV and the video came on, we all thought Nena was so freaking hot. We stared at the TV screen and watched her dancing around. Then she raised her European arms and revealed all that hair. There was a collective scream that could be heard down the block. -
1/15/09, 8:01 AM
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Anonymous said...
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First thing that came to my mind was Hillary Clinton.
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1/15/09, 8:29 AM
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Rodger the Real King of France said...
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Armpit hair is nice in a "7-way" though.
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1/15/09, 9:25 AM
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Anonymous said...
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You know DoubleU, I heard the German version of that song first and I really liked it, but then I heard the English version and I was really surprised to find that what she's singing in English and what she's singing in German are not even close. Uh, I ended up buying the record and I listened very closely to the German version, and I've come up with a new English translation that I think is really much more accurate and much closer. I have to admit there are a couple of lines in this new English version that I'm not real sure about, but I think it's a much more accurate version. Now this is the correct version, "99 Red Balloons".
Hello Bobby, my old friend.
It's good to see you once again.
How's your mother, how's your aunt?
How's your father's skin diving suit? (one of the lines I'm not real sure about, but it goes something like this.)
I've got something you should see
Back at my place; come with me.
I've got some brand new furnishings,
Plus 99 dead baboons!
99 dead baboons
Sitting in my living room.
Not too functional, it seems,
But quite a conversation piece.
This one's Jake, that one's Dinah,
There's big Ned in my recliner.
No, it's not a La-Z-Boy.
Can't you see it's a dead baboon?
Dead baboons, dead baboons.
Dead baboons, dead baboons.
How they got here, I'm not sure;
Woke up one day, there they were.
Luckily I've got a lease
Allowing pets if they're deceased.
I'm just thankful they're not apes,
'Cuz apes would clash with the drapes.
No more napkins at my parties -
Wipe your hands on a dead baboon!
Dead baboons, dead baboons.
Dead baboons, dead baboons.
Dead baboons are lots of fun;
Playin' water balloons I've always won.
You can keep your dead giraffes and swine,
I'll take dead baboons every time.
There's just one problem I have found:
It's finding Purina Dead Baboon Chow.
But what a happy snorkeling device... (another line I'm not real sure about, but it's somethin' like that.)
With 99 dead baboons!
Dead baboons, dead baboons.
Dead baboons, dead baboons.
~Tim Cavenaugh
Borrowed by Casca -
1/15/09, 10:38 AM
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Anonymous said...
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The underarm hair reminds me of my French teacher (who was a transplanted frog) at St. Dominic's School for Boys.
She hated the US and yammered on mercilessly about Cadiyac cars. -
1/15/09, 11:27 AM
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Anonymous said...
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Casca, I have actually heard that version, and the baboons have less underarm hair than she did.
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1/15/09, 1:17 PM
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BlogDog said...
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Mustache transplant!
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1/15/09, 8:02 PM
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Anonymous said...
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My wife who is from Germany says that today the German girls scream when the see American men's under arm hair! She says German men these days shave under their arms and often their whole bodies. Her brother confirmed that most of the guys at his health club are totally hairless.
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1/15/09, 9:50 PM
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Kim du Toit said...
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The -pit hair bothers me less than the tattoos.
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1/16/09, 9:55 AM
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cmblake6 said...
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Well, ya know what? Men without hair seem rather "metrosexual" to me. Men have hair. If they shave it, wax it, whatever the hell they do with it, All this bullshit is beyond me. Sorry, if I continue on I'll probably offend some of these poofters.
And Kim! Good to see you brother! email me, you've got my address! -
1/17/09, 6:47 AM
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skipelec said...
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Kim my brotha'.
Nice to see you awake. -
1/19/09, 12:52 AM
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Desert Cat said...
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Aah. Not so bad. I'll take pit hair any day over tats.
One word (er...ok, two): female phermones! -
1/21/09, 10:16 AM
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