Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: Spackle Time

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Spackle Time

The Whipped Man's Burden

We're having a baby shower here Sunday, with company we don't know. You know what that means, don't you? That's right. Spackle and repaint the whole house, clean my desk, and make sure the seat's down. That's what I'll be doing.

Rodger the Real King of France 1/14/2009 11:56:00 AM 11 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton

11 comments:

Anonymous said...: HA HA! ~Nelson Muntz; 1/14/09, 12:24 PM
Anonymous said...: Or not. If you don't know them, you probably don't want to know them or ever see them again.

Why waste time more well spent napping and complaining about people that aren't sharp enough to look before they sit?; 1/14/09, 12:34 PM
Anonymous said...: Anon 12:24 brought to mind, Earl William "Madman" Muntz,of car sales and electronics fame...Back in the day, I owned a 27" B&W Muntz TV with a plywood cabinet.Although Muntz had a reputation for low quality, I must say my TV was a fine piece of gear and it was easy to work on.(back in the time of replaceable electron tubes)"Madman" was a hell of a salesman and I think. an electronic genius.; 1/14/09, 2:05 PM
Anonymous said...: I'll stand behind the ladder. For the lady's safety, you know.
Morenuancedthanyou; 1/14/09, 2:18 PM
Anonymous said...: Rodger, Just because you are such a great boss I'm going to share with you my secret for entertaining and all the prep that goes with it.

Serve drinks on the front porch.

If they are strong enough, they'll never notice anything else.

TFV
Not meant for the mom to be of course.; 1/14/09, 6:10 PM
Juice said...: TFV~~~ Drinks are only the first step to gourmet compliments when entertaining. The second step is serving *late* - Everything tastes AMAZING!! :); 1/14/09, 6:21 PM
Anonymous said...: Juice,
Shhhhhh.... we can't be telling all of our secrets!
TFV; 1/14/09, 6:24 PM
Anonymous said...: Don't forget to hide the pr0n.; 1/14/09, 7:36 PM
Anonymous said...: Estrogen can be extremely toxic. BE CAREFUL. I'd suggest grabbing a couple of copies of Soldier of Fortune Magazines to provide at least some emergency testosterone.; 1/14/09, 8:42 PM
Anonymous said...: JMcD;
OK, what was the phone number for Muntz TV?
(You'll NEVER get that jingle out of your head.); 1/15/09, 12:36 PM
Anonymous said...: Now that escapes me Lergnom, but I found this video of another great Muntz product...Frankly I had never seen one of these...It's kinda neat. RoadJet; 1/15/09, 3:45 PM

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Spackle Time

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