Saturday, February 14, 2009

Fondling

Today's Tale
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he hadn't in quite awhile.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back.
He then slid his hand across her shoulders and neck, slowly worked it down over one breast, then the other, stopping just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over and then in between her buttock and down her leg to her calf.
Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'That was wonderful. Why did you stop?'


'I found the remote,' he said.

6 comments:

pdwalker said...

*groan*

Anonymous said...

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY YOU COULD HAVE HEARD THIS! WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN MY BEDROOM, SCHLONG?

VERY ANNOYED WHITE MALE

pdwalker said...

I think he was looking for the remote.

Anonymous said...

Photo reminds me of congressional Democrats... and three Republicans.
—DougM

Anonymous said...

Photo must be Obamites creating vibes by making the "Daisy Chain Of Stimulust"....The guy in the black & white plaid is getting his first erection in 12 years and he's a little worried...That's a guy in front of him.

Ride Fast said...

"Whooooa"

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