|
||
Valentine Day Ideas |
||
|
scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Friday, February 13, 2009
Two Winners
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
This will be the comment box |
14 comments:
- Hell_Is_Like_Newark said...
-
I love those... they pretty much summarize my attitude toward Valentines Day. I take crap from the wife because I refuse to participate. I just tell her Valentines day is for people who really can't stand each other, but decide to pretend otherwise for one day.
- 2/13/09, 11:28 AM
-
-
Eh, I just spent $140 on a Vermont Teddy Bear. I'm 18, I need those 'love points'.
Hopefully she love me long time. Ahem. - 2/13/09, 1:17 PM
-
-
Hey Josh, Don't forget the Valentine PJ's, Proflowers and a box of See's chocolates.
alwaysFresh,neverFrozen - 2/13/09, 1:39 PM
- Rodger the Real King of France said...
-
Uh, Josh ... uh ... did she ever actually say, "me ruv you rong time?"
- 2/13/09, 1:42 PM
-
-
Josh, if she doesn't offer you a nice discount, I wouldn't give her a damn thing..........just kidding .. q:-) Go ahead and get her something nice anyway.
- 2/13/09, 2:26 PM
-
-
Josh, wow. I don't think I ever got something worth $140 for Valentine's Day. Going steady now for 46 years and I buy my own presents!
mary - 2/13/09, 3:43 PM
-
-
Hate to report that this Valentine's Day will be the last day the brothel is open in the Leper Colony. Seems the girls are complaining that the tips are falling off ... - Vice Sgt Boone
- 2/13/09, 3:50 PM
-
-
Josh, plan ahead and spread your Valentine gift throughout the year, that way you are really getting loved along time. It has worked for 33 years.
Mr. Juice - 2/13/09, 6:26 PM
-
-
:D Being a little more serious, I already got the third degree for the gift, even though she bawled when she got it. It wasn't just the bear, it was customized, with things written on the paws, special colored eyes, etc...Long story, buuuuut, this is the first gift in four years I've actually been able to give her :x. And probably the last, since we're getting an apartment and starting college soon.
Had to spend it before I didn't have it to spend. When we're worried about money and I can't buy her things, I'm hoping she'll remember the bear. - 2/13/09, 7:26 PM
-
-
Josh
These guys have just plain not been married enough times to have learned.
I sent an assortment of cookies and brownies to my wife's office yesterday, followed up by chocolates today. To the office is most important!!!! She must look awesome in front of others.
Chuck from Tacoma - 2/13/09, 7:30 PM
-
-
Ok folks, here's a sweet idea.
olds-mo-william - 2/13/09, 8:02 PM
-
-
Josh,
the bawling part doesn't get any better - over the 17+ years of marriage, my better half noticed that I might be a wee bit of a smart ass. After searching high & low one year, I couldn't find just the right (smartass) card - so I got her one with stars, and flowers & lotsa writing. Placed it on her pillow and forgot about it. Came home from some family function, she goes down to change into something valentine...later, I walk around the corner to find her bawling.....stops me in my tracks - Who got hurt?, did some one die??? what's the matter????
Bluffer, sniff, snivel - mumbles something unintelligible about the card
NEVER AGAIN! I damn near vapor locked cause she was bawling - 2/14/09, 2:39 AM
-
-
I always buy a gift for that special one on Valentines day. The one that is always there for me. That special friend that never says no, Never has a headache. I go out each and every year to the Walmart and buy the most expensive pair gloves they have and throw the left one away.
Spanky - 2/14/09, 7:57 AM
-
-
Bad idea Spanky....What if you have an accident and break that right hand...Huh? What about that?...There you are..A word to the wise.........
- 2/14/09, 10:03 AM