Friday, February 13, 2009

Two Winners

Best Sellers From Last Year
Valentine Day Ideas

14 comments:

Hell_Is_Like_Newark said...

I love those... they pretty much summarize my attitude toward Valentines Day. I take crap from the wife because I refuse to participate. I just tell her Valentines day is for people who really can't stand each other, but decide to pretend otherwise for one day.

Anonymous said...

Eh, I just spent $140 on a Vermont Teddy Bear. I'm 18, I need those 'love points'.

Hopefully she love me long time. Ahem.

Anonymous said...

Hey Josh, Don't forget the Valentine PJ's, Proflowers and a box of See's chocolates.

alwaysFresh,neverFrozen

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Uh, Josh ... uh ... did she ever actually say, "me ruv you rong time?"

Anonymous said...

Josh, if she doesn't offer you a nice discount, I wouldn't give her a damn thing..........just kidding .. q:-) Go ahead and get her something nice anyway.

Anonymous said...

Josh, wow. I don't think I ever got something worth $140 for Valentine's Day. Going steady now for 46 years and I buy my own presents!
mary

Anonymous said...

Hate to report that this Valentine's Day will be the last day the brothel is open in the Leper Colony. Seems the girls are complaining that the tips are falling off ... - Vice Sgt Boone

Anonymous said...

Josh, plan ahead and spread your Valentine gift throughout the year, that way you are really getting loved along time. It has worked for 33 years.

Mr. Juice

Anonymous said...

:D Being a little more serious, I already got the third degree for the gift, even though she bawled when she got it. It wasn't just the bear, it was customized, with things written on the paws, special colored eyes, etc...Long story, buuuuut, this is the first gift in four years I've actually been able to give her :x. And probably the last, since we're getting an apartment and starting college soon.

Had to spend it before I didn't have it to spend. When we're worried about money and I can't buy her things, I'm hoping she'll remember the bear.

Anonymous said...

Josh
These guys have just plain not been married enough times to have learned.
I sent an assortment of cookies and brownies to my wife's office yesterday, followed up by chocolates today. To the office is most important!!!! She must look awesome in front of others.
Chuck from Tacoma

Anonymous said...

Ok folks, here's a sweet idea.

olds-mo-william

Anonymous said...

Josh,
the bawling part doesn't get any better - over the 17+ years of marriage, my better half noticed that I might be a wee bit of a smart ass. After searching high & low one year, I couldn't find just the right (smartass) card - so I got her one with stars, and flowers & lotsa writing. Placed it on her pillow and forgot about it. Came home from some family function, she goes down to change into something valentine...later, I walk around the corner to find her bawling.....stops me in my tracks - Who got hurt?, did some one die??? what's the matter????

Bluffer, sniff, snivel - mumbles something unintelligible about the card
NEVER AGAIN! I damn near vapor locked cause she was bawling

Anonymous said...

I always buy a gift for that special one on Valentines day. The one that is always there for me. That special friend that never says no, Never has a headache. I go out each and every year to the Walmart and buy the most expensive pair gloves they have and throw the left one away.

Spanky

Anonymous said...

Bad idea Spanky....What if you have an accident and break that right hand...Huh? What about that?...There you are..A word to the wise.........

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