I saw the future

I saw the future & ran away

“ It reads like a poem - only instead of the rhythm of syllables and rhyming sounds, it's the rhythm of logic and rhyming meanings. If I could replicate it, I might start a whole new genre of "contradictory six-liners." It would be extremely difficult to keep it real and funny at the same time, but I'll try anyway. - Red Square ”

Linda Sue O'Grady unearthed what I'm calling the killer Lib slap-down post of the year, from People's Cube: Contradictions of Socialism (I saw the future & ran away)  Here's an example of  of an old Soviet-era joke, using the six dialectical contradictions of socialism in the USSR device.  “ There is full employment - yet no one is working. No one is working - yet the factory quotas are fulfilled. The factory quotas are fulfilled - yet the stores have nothing to sell. The stores have nothing to sell - yet people got all the stuff at home. People got all the stuff at home - yet everyone is complaining. Everyone is complaining - yet the voting is always unanimous. ” Your challenge is to develop a dialectical contradiction applicable to today's sorry-assed reality of living under the thumb of a Socialst Obamacy.   Example: “ Liberals and taxes:     * Liberals want to help the poor - yet they won't give money to charities.     * They won't give money to charities - yet they'd like the government to become a gigantic charity.     * They'd like the government to become a gigantic charity - yet the money has to be taken from people by force.     * The money has to be taken from people by force - yet they call it welfare.     * They call it welfare - yet higher taxes make everyone poorer.     * Higher taxes make everyone poorer - yet liberals find ways not to pay taxes.     * Liberals find ways not to pay taxes - yet they get to be chosen to run the government. ” Woot-Woo.