Thursday, March 05, 2009

Olbermann gets neutered

Olbermann, Joe Biden's Twin?
My Ivy League education taught me how to cut corners, skim books and take an idea and write 15 pages on it, and also how to work all day at the Cornell radio station and never actually go to class.  Keith Olbermann, Playboy magazine


Only psychpaths like Joe Biden and Keith Olbermann could shamelessly ignore a lifetime of pratfalls, exposed lies, and general idiocy,  and continue a public charade of competence.  They have to share DNA, there's no other answer.  Here, Olbermann gets trumped in spades by Ann Coulter [OLBERMANN'S PLASTIC IVY].
Except Keith didn't go to the Ivy League Cornell; he went to the Old MacDonald Cornell.

The real Cornell, the School of Arts and Sciences (average SAT: 1,325; acceptance rate: 1 in 6 applicants), is the only Ivy League school at Cornell and the only one that grants a Bachelor of Arts degree.

Keith went to an affiliated state college at Cornell, the College of Agriculture and Life Sciences (average SAT: about that of pulling guards at the University of South Carolina; acceptance rate: 1 of every 1.01 applicants).

Olbermann's incessant lying about having an "Ivy League education" when he went to the non-Ivy League ag school at Cornell would be like a graduate of the Yale locksmithing school boasting about being a "Yale man."
The sound you hear is Olbermann's empty sack flapping against his pasty white thighs.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Confirmed once again....I love Ann Coulter....I hate that peckerhead Keith Olbermann.

Anonymous said...

Now THAT is crankus enormous. I've never liked Ann's tone or smug sarcasm and all, but this one's a gem.

Isn't there some way we could get NASA or somebody to deposit Olberdouche on a passing comet headed back out to the Oort cloud?

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Annie learned tone and smug sarcasm at my knee. A good student.

Anonymous said...

"skim books and take an idea and write 15 pages on it,"
Learning that at Cornell Ag. makes him a master of the bullshit he spews every time he opens his maw.

Javert

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