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Tuesday, April 21, 2009
7 comments:
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ET said...
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LONG time ago a detailed study prove conclusively that laboratories cause cancer in rats.
Using that as a premise, I'm gonna postulate with confidence that Al Gore causes global warming, along with global cooling, as well as teenage pregnancy, and the Detroit fires, and radical Islam, and high-seas piracy, and Michael Moore. -
4/21/09, 4:35 PM
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Anonymous said...
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That is the OwlGore stomach. You can see his low carbon profile from here.
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4/21/09, 5:48 PM
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Anonymous said...
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More likely,
global warming causes fat people.
Seriously.
During the Little Ice Age, famine and bad harvests were common.
—DougM
Turing word: uroll
(I would have preferred urock.) -
4/21/09, 5:55 PM
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Anonymous said...
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From what DougM said, if we have global cooling, I'll lose weight. The ash and smoke from the Krakatoa explosion caused a year-long winter, so for Earth Day tomorrow, I'll burn a tire.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick -
4/21/09, 7:26 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Every time I hear this globull warming crud I blow a gasket.
The next time you are listening to one of the disciples of gore spewing their idiocy ask them
"Did you know that the great lakes didn't even exist 5,000 years ago?? The area where the great lakes are currently was under two freaking miles of ice at that time... It was the Wisconsian Ice Age. That ice sheet has been receeding ever since to the farthest reaches of canada..
So genius, how can you say that man made warming is 'ruining mother giaa??'.. Huh,?? There were no Nasty Europeans on the North American Continent till about 400 years ago.. The Industrial age is about 200 years old... SO, JUST WHAT IN THE HELL MADE TRILLIONS OF CUBIC MILES OF FREAKING ICE FREAKING MELT YOU FREAKING MORON???"
Of course, they probably won't invite you over their house again after that...... but it would be worth it. -
4/21/09, 9:27 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Saw an ad for "Carbon Free Sugar" last night. Give me a break. On any day you can fly in S. Florida and your wings leading edges will come back black from them burning the cane. So I guess if I pay the Goracle some cash he comes and cleans my wings and air filter.
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4/22/09, 8:40 AM
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gunnypink said...
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Up to this point, only bovine flatulance has bothered the enviro weinees; but are we very far from finding human flatulance is eating the ozone?
I gotta move to Texas and get some of the chili... -
4/22/09, 9:30 AM
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