Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Lefty Gun Nuts

The Lefty's View


Snippage from The book of Shibboleth (View from the Porch blog)
Everyone who's ever attended a gun show knows that you are guaranteed to find at least one table (and probably several) of genuine whackos: Neo-Nazis, conspiranoiacs, people who think space aliens assassinated Elvis with fluoridated water, that sort of thing. It's just the eddies in the stream where the First and Second Amendments flow together. Frankly, a gun show without Nazis to mock would be like a gun show without beef jerky.

Every now and again, some lefty discovers this and recoils in horror, completely ignoring the fact that their side of the political fence has its own equally charming equivalents (It ain't bible-thumping conservatives smashing store windows and playing slap-tickle with the riot cops every time the WTO comes to town...)

Something that I got a giggle out of in the latest bout of the vapors over Knob Creek is the mention of The Anarchist's Cookbook as a (and I quote) "soldier of fortune training manual":
highly secret “soldier of fortune” training manuals (”Militiaman’s Handbook”, “How to Change Your Identity and Erase Bad Credit”, “The Anarchist’s Cookbook”, “The Hit Man’s Guide to Assassination” . . .)
I am going to go out on a limb and state that these correspondents have never read said Cookbook. I can state this with reasonable certainty, because if there is a less right-wing, "soldier of fortune" book than The Anarchist's Cookbook, I am not aware of it. The book in question is a charming counterculture relic from the days when Baby Boomers sat around crash pads with flat stomachs and full heads of hair (or heads full of Hair) and planned The Revolution. For heaven's sake, it has recipes for hallucinogenic drugs (which you shouldn't follow, by the way) and instructions on how The People can rise up against The Man to stop the Vietnam War. By "Anarchist", it means Kropotkin, not Kazynski.
A good blog to follow ...

6 comments:

)B^/~ said...

Harley "sheboy" Jorgensen, formerly Christine Jorgensen, formerly George William Jorgensen........When will the madness end?

Anonymous said...

That's 18 yr. old Jennifer from the "hottest phone sex site ever".
Nice tits though.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Anonymous said...

dick,
Or, worse...
Rodge's real domestic partner.
(Hey, how're we s'post'a know?)
Or even worse?
The guy entering stuff into Barry's teleprompter.
—DougM

Nate said...

Nancy Pelosi's REAL High School Graduation picture?

Anonymous said...

I was going to post some thoughtful commentary about the genesis of most gun control laws was to keep firearms away from the anarchists, then I read Dick's comment, scrolled up and gazed at the picture again and almost bust a rib laughing. Forget it...

Mark in NJ

pdwalker said...

That's one scary picture.

Nice boobs though. The nipple rings are a nice touch.

(*quick, get me some mind bleach*)

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