Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: Mount Coalmore

Monday, April 06, 2009

Mount Coalmore

Traffic Advisory

Obama to cause Highway Closure

Pierre, SD. I-90 will be closed next weekend across South Dakota. This closure will allow the Federal Government free access to haul a 200 ton piece of coal to Mt. Rushmore so that President Obama can be added to the Presidents on the monument. The road should reopen by Friday.

Merrily Ann

Rodger the Real King of France 4/06/2009 07:53:00 PM 8 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton

8 comments:

Alear said...: While delayed in traffic, this may amuse you. The wit and wisdom of the future granitehead.

Turing word: motedyca, seems appropriate.; 4/6/09, 8:24 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: ::
I think we linked to it before, but if you missed it, Alear refers to ...

"Barack Obama is tired of your motherfucking shit."
::; 4/6/09, 9:07 PM
Anonymous said...: Silly me, I sent it to Rodger also.
Tim; 4/6/09, 9:13 PM
Nate said...: Oh, goody, I get to beat all the liberal PC-ers out there!!!

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrracccccccccisssssssssssssttttttttttttttt!!!!!

okay, carry on.; 4/6/09, 10:16 PM
closed said...: Coal? Some right-wing terrorist will set it ablaze.

Teh 0ne's bust must be made out of horribly expensive black belgium marble.; 4/6/09, 10:22 PM
Anonymous said...: Couldn't they find a light brown petrified dinosaur turd for that?
Uhbama hates coal, remember, but he did say he smoked shit on occasion.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick; 4/7/09, 2:39 AM
)B^/~ said...: No need for a sculptor here as the 'coal kaaba' makes an excellent Obama monument.; 4/7/09, 1:19 PM
Anonymous said...: 200 tons? That isn't enough for an ear. For the rest of his pin head, a briquette will do the trick.
WV= invent
JeremyR; 4/7/09, 11:48 PM

Monday, April 06, 2009

Mount Coalmore

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