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Well at least "Princess Grace of Chicago" wore sleeves for the occasion.
In the future these are the Jimmy Carter "swimming attack rabbit" moments we will cherish.
Maybe he's hoping the Queen will sextext him?
alwaysFresh
It's a new model from Apple: The ObamaPod. Only sold in black, and when you push its buttons it makes a lot of noise but does absolutely nothing.
Turing word: boscru - casting couch for female employees?
What a fucking twit.
"Teabagger", I like it!
Where's DuToit when you need him?
It's certainly an exceptional and personal gift. I'm sure it took Obama at least 30 seconds to tell an aide to run to Target and pick up something.
First choice was a pencil sharpener with a built in digital clock. It's too bad they didn't have any in stock.
BlogDog!!!!!!!!That funny!
xero
In case you were wondering what's uploaded on the iPod:
Photos from President Obama's Inauguration
Audio of then-state senator Obama's speech at the 2004
Democratic National Convention,
and
Audio of President Obama 2009 Inauguration Address
no, really.
I gotta hand it to the Queen. Britain's Press Association reports that the Royal couple gave the Obamas "a silver-framed, signed photograph of themselves."
Bwahahahahahaha!
I thought you were making that up ... JFC!
At least he could dispatch a flunky to a Stuckey's in Oklahoma and pick up an Oklahoma Turd Bird. It's possible she does not have one yet.
Ain't that oreo cookie a little short on filling?
