scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Pig Likker
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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6 comments:
- cmblake6 said...
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Eeeeyyeewwwwww! Ick! Ptheh!
- 4/29/09, 2:55 AM
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Kid's mom was a porkaholic the whole time she was carrying him..and...well..you see the results.
- 4/29/09, 10:40 AM
- Dee said...
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I'd rather kiss the pig then my ex.
- 4/29/09, 12:31 PM
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The pig's smiling...He likes it...Hey Mike-ee...
- 4/29/09, 1:41 PM
- CDR J said...
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Reminds me of a story I heard a few years ago about a mother's true love: she was pushing her baby in a stroller at the county fair when the baby dropped his pacifier, right next to the cow exhibit. The mother picked up the pacifier, put it in her mouth, and then gave it back to the baby, saying "There. Mommy cleaned it off for you"
- 4/29/09, 6:36 PM
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Yep. It's common knowledge that mommy spit is an antiseptic,antibiotic,anionic surfactant...Heck, along with the hem of one of those little,pull over, baby shirts, it can clean almost anything...Takes dried icecream, spaghetti sauce other foods off baby's face, cleans booger nose,eye matter and body fluids from scrapes and science STILL doesn't know how it's produced....Dr. Algore and Precedent H.Obama are working on it so's they can put a stop to this Global Warming inducer and hamperer of National Health Care.
- 4/29/09, 10:09 PM