Friday, April 10, 2009

So a kid walks into a school ...

Today's Death by Meatball
 
The teacher was showing the kids how things correspond to one another one day.

She gave the tiny kids different color life savers and let them taste them. Then they realized how the colors corresponded to the taste.

Red=cherry
Yellow=lemon
Green=lime

When she gave them a honey flavored life saver none of them could guess the flavor. Teacher said "it's what your mommy sometimes calls your daddy".

One little girl spit it right out and said "Ewww, it's asshole."


Linda Sue O'Grady
4/10/2009 08:07:00 AM 5 Comments

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BlogDog said...

Was this the same teacher who gave her class pictures of animals and asked them to name the animals?
None of the kids knew what the deer was so the teacher said, "It's what your mom calls your dad when he comes home from work."
And one kid says, "I know! It's a horny bastard!"

4/10/09, 8:19 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...

You're thinking of the little girl who, after being scolded while waiting with her mother in a bank line, retorted ...

"I'm telling gramma that you put daddy's wee-wee in your mouth."

4/10/09, 9:47 AM
Scottiebill said...

I heard that it was a little black kid that said,when he was asked to name the animals, "No shit, teacher, is that a real live mother fucker?"

4/10/09, 4:03 PM
JMcD said...

The new first grade teacher wrote her name on the blackboard and asked all the kids to memorize it....MRS. PRUSSY...and the next morning she stood in front of the class and called on the famous "Little Johnny", had him stand and asked him to pronounce her name..."Uh, Uh,..I think it's MRS. CRUNT", said Johnny.

4/10/09, 7:10 PM
Anonymous said...

One teacher brought candy samples. Little Sally got a candy kiss, but couldn't figure out what it was. Teachers hint was "Its something your mommy gives your daddy."
"Spit it out" yelled Johnny, "Its a blowjob."
JeremyR

4/11/09, 10:20 PM

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