Friday, May 22, 2009

I'd walk a mile for a ....

My search to find things that don't evoke the wetback Kenyan
“  Cuchini-This thing is absolutely absurd. I saw it while watching Chelsea Lately the other night (no, I’m not ashamed) and decided to do some more investigating. I hope you are sitting down. This female product assists ladies in the area of Camel Toe. I swear to G. You put it in your underwear and it makes it disappear!


After seeing this ridiculous thing, I went to the Web to find out more. First of all, it is $15. That is at least three beers at happy hour and by that point, people will be too drunk to notice your camel toe if you indeed do have one.  Even more, the creators of this wonderful tool are to very frosted blondes who are most likely straight out of Jerz. Their site has a mascot, a camel in a bikini that looks like it is on steroids. The heading says “Cuchini…Our Lips Are Sealed” (umm ew). If that isn’t enough to make you pee your pants, this video on the site certainly will. If you need a Cuchini you should probably just buy bigger pants.
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But wait ... there's guy pillows and liquid virgin!

5/22/2009 12:48:00 PM 11 Comments

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JMcD said...

Snap your fingers for cameltoe WV:MUNQUI...wheeeeee!

5/22/09, 1:15 PM
Anonymous said...

RKOF, you went off the reservation here:
"That is at least three beers at happy hour and by that point, people will be too drunk to notice your camel toe"
They aren't, and they will. A lot of them will, anyway.

5/22/09, 1:26 PM
B....... said...

JMcD (and Rodger): Great music - I love the Beach Boys!

5/22/09, 1:37 PM
Anonymous said...

Since Cameltoe Kate is my woman, I see no reason for this product. Now if it works for Moose Knuckle, I'm for it.

Casca

5/22/09, 2:02 PM
Anonymous said...

Rodger, The link at the picture (http://terpsboy.com/blogger9/cuchini2.jpg) gets me this:

"Reported Attack Site!
This web site at terpsboy.com has been reported as an attack site and has been blocked based on your security preferences."

There is also a link to this page from Google. Bastards.
GrinfilledCelt

5/22/09, 2:04 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...

The camel toe is sooooo not.

5/22/09, 2:47 PM
Anonymous said...

Kotex is prolly a lot cheaper.
Course some other bright soul will come up with "100% Natural Labia Plumper" for those who want a camel toe but can't generate one, and then there will be "100% Natural Labia Plumper+ bleach" for the additional benefit of a nice pink bum.
The pursuit of this season's perfection never ends.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

5/22/09, 5:05 PM
Anonymous said...

Was it Heinlein that said to the effect, "Show me a woman that shaves or otherwise depilates her mons and I will show you a woman interested in recreational sex."? As noted, women, if there is an issue requiring aforementioned product, maybe you should reexamine your wardrobe. - Extremely Vice Sgt Boone

5/22/09, 5:26 PM
Anonymous said...

Well, while were on the subject...
http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/24117/detail/
Tim

5/22/09, 5:52 PM
Anonymous said...

I would guess there would be a bigger market for Cameltoe Falsies...

5/22/09, 7:01 PM
Anonymous said...

Camel Toe Cup is more appropri-ate.

6/15/09, 9:31 PM

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