Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: Burger King Porn

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Burger King Porn

"Burger King's New Pornoburger"

Moonbattery links this ad with an equally offensive Quiznos commercial. Well, what the hell. This is the media culture that made an Obama possible. Can't get more obscene than that. (It does look good, but no-way ... .)

UPDATE - Subway commercial

Rodger the Real King of France 6/25/2009 04:50:00 PM 8 Comments

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8 comments:

Josh Fahrni-Barn Army Dog Catcher said...: You were one post off sir, the link was to a post ahead of it.

http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2009/06/burger_kings_ne.html

Not trying to be a backseat blogger :-D just a heads up.

I'm all for ads that are funny or whatever, but uh, the Quiznos one was a little sick, not remotely funny, and the guy looks like a total scumbag to begin with. The thought of him handling my food makes me want to go to Subway.

This one is weird too, pretty inappropriate.; 6/25/09, 5:17 PM
Anonymous said...: Now we know what the secret sauce is made from.

But why only seven inches?

.; 6/25/09, 5:18 PM
Josh Fahrni-Barn Army Dog Catcher said...: Hahaha. Also, if you were going to make someone think of something like that, wouldn't you want a good looking woman? I've seen better faces as current First Lady's of the United States.; 6/25/09, 5:26 PM
OregonGuy said...: Fast food guys feel a need to be "cutting edge". Sort of like Letterman needing to make jokes about a certain governor's daughters. It doesn't always work.

Remember the Subway ad?

http://e-biscuit.com/index.php/weblog/comments/milestones/

Taste and tastlessness. It's irony, innit?
.; 6/25/09, 7:08 PM
J. Pazzesco said...: BK's marketing dept should've come up with condom-like packaging. Clear plastic you roll over the Super Seven, with a reservoir tip!

James Lileks has a nice roundup of BK commercials through the years...; 6/25/09, 10:47 PM
Anonymous said...: Five Dolla, Five Dolla FOOTLONG !!!; 6/25/09, 11:07 PM
Anonymous said...: So, are you allowed to bite and chew or must you lick and suck only?
BK didn't say.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick; 6/25/09, 11:09 PM
JMcD said...: "Pardner, she wants a burger...and she wants it pornto!"....Cum a ty-I-yippee-yi-yay.; 6/26/09, 5:39 AM

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