Monday, June 29, 2009

Indiana Slime

Or your boss gets it ... .

View from the porch blogger Tamara K  is from Indianapolis.  Since only two of Indiana's nine Reps voted for the Global Confiscation Act, Democrats  Baron Hill & André Carson, with only  the latter representing Indianapolis & with first name Andre', I'll guess this is meant for Carson.  It's perfect. 

Dear Congress Critter...

...I'm not going to say something mean like "I hope you burn in hell", but if you'd be kind enough to hold these marshmallows while I volunteer my services (and any loose change I have lying around) to the campaign of whoever feels like running against you in next year's election, I'd rightly appreciate it.

Got that, Andre? I could spare a kind word for Satan himself if he was your opponent in the general election.

Just think, by this time in '11, you'll be a one-term ex-congresscritter looking for honest work. Better start sucking up to them lobbyists, weasel! :)

Frank Kratovil, you slimy worm -- dittos.

2 comments:

TheAxe said...

On the other hand Kratovil was the only dem MD rep to vote against TARP. I'm represented by Dutch so I'm screwed regardless.

Anonymous said...

When I was a kid, I used to play choose up sides basketball and lacrosse with Dutch and a couple of other guys on our local school playground. He was a helluva nice guy then; I guess somebody introduced him to the Dark Side.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

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