Friday, June 26, 2009
12 comments:
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Anonymous said...
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That aint awful. Its GOOD!
Tim -
6/26/09, 6:54 PM
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DonM said...
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The new McDonald's Michael Jackson burger. 50 year old meat in 10 year old buns.
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6/26/09, 7:13 PM
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cmblake6 said...
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That's AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
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6/26/09, 7:13 PM
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cmblake6 said...
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Both of them!
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6/26/09, 7:14 PM
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cocked and loaded said...
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Now thats good!
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6/26/09, 7:47 PM
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Merrily said...
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There was an error in the autopsy. Michael Jackson died of food poisoning - he ate a nine-year-old weiner.
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6/26/09, 7:48 PM
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Rodger the Real King of France said...
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Michael Jackson died from human nature.
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney films?
A: Disney films can still touch kids.
Michael Jackson had to cancel all of his up coming dates.
They were named James(aged 9) and Thomas(aged 11)
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett?
A: About three hours.
Did you hear? The Jackson Five are offering a 20 percent discount on their reunion!
Will his organs continue to be donated to children?
Michael Jackson did manage to whisper a brief message to paramedics on his way to the hospital… “Put me in the children’s ward.”
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*Knock* *Knock*
Who’s there?
Not Micheal Jackson.
Out of respect,
McDonalds has released the McJackson burger,
50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
Michael is the only person I know who was born a black man and died a white woman.
I dont feel any emotion after MJ’s death… He never really touched me when I was younger…
When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe.
So God killed Michael Jackson.
When Michael got to heaven, Elvis saw him and whispered in St. Peter’s ear. St. Peter then told MJ at the pearly gates, “Beat it. Just beat it.”
Q: Why did Michael Jackson die on the same day as Farrah Fawcett?
A: He didn’t want her to be the only white woman grabbing all the headlines.
Apparently Michael Jackson died picking his nose. Doctors said they couldn’t blame it on the sunshine or the moonlight. They blamed it on the boogie.
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To all the Michael Jackson fans, when you’re laying in bed tonight, as a tribute to Michael, JUST BEAT IT.
No embalming needed!
Michael Jackson has died from a heart attack by the age of 50. It’s the first time he’s been fucked by anything older than 12!
Toxicology report is out. It seems Michael Jackson died from an allergic reaction after eating some 12 year old nuts.
Michael Jackson died of a heart attack? What did he do, walk into a room full of pre-schoolers?
Well, at least he has practice burning.
Q:What did Ed McMahon and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: Ed always said “Here’s Johnny…” and Michael always said “Where’s Johnny…?”
We really shouldn’t joke about MJ, think of all the people he touched, especially the children.
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Q: Why did Michael Jackson die at 3:15?
A: “It’s when the big hand touches the little hand”
Q:Why did Michael Jackson go to hell?
A: Because he was bad.
MJ didn’t have a heart attack, he was found in the children’s ward having a stroke…
Do you think he’ll wake up in the middle of the night doing Thriller?
Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since that time MaCaulay Culkin slept over…
I guess Jacko stopped because he had enough, SHAMONE!
But seriously folks, this whole situation is really not funny…
Because he’s up there molesting baby Jesus right now. -
6/26/09, 9:05 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Farrah get to Heaven and is met at the gate by Saint Peter. Saint Peter says, Farrah, you have led a good life and always gave of what you had to help others, plus that poster was just Smokin', so I have decided to give you a wish before you enter. What would you like? Farrah gives this serious thought, and states "I wish for all the children on earth to be safe". ....Five minutes later Michael Jackson drops stone dead.
Stolen by Rob -
6/26/09, 9:44 PM
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Rodger the Real King of France said...
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uh ...
nevermind -
6/26/09, 10:25 PM
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Topeka Troll said...
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The Jackson family is having a real struggle with this. Since he is 99% plastic, EPA says they can't bury him except in a land fill. They can't cremate him either for the same reasons. The only option left is recycling. The quandry is should they make him into Walmart bags so he can continue to be a danger to little kids, or should they make him into lego blocks so little boys can have fun playing with him.
WV=parki. hmmm Partaay! -
6/26/09, 11:55 PM
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Anonymous said...
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What rollover DUH!?
Got a call a bolo round on that one Rodge sorry.
I just read that someplace else and was dyin to share it. -
6/27/09, 12:57 AM
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Cowboy Blob said...
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Keep 'em coming!
http://cowboyblob.blogspot.com/2009/06/it-happens-in-threes.html -
6/27/09, 9:03 AM
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