Monday, June 08, 2009

Two Afghanis walk into a bar ...

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“ Two families move from Afghanistan to America . When they arrive, the two fathers make a bet -- in a year's time whichever family has become more Americanized will win.

A year later they meet. The first man says, "My son is playing baseball, I had McDonald's for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud, how about you?

The second man replied, "F__k you, towel head."
”
Oldie but goodie from Merrily

6/08/2009 08:19:00 PM 2 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
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JMcD said...

Ronald McDonald contemplated suicide after he gained all that weight and couldn't figure out it was all those burgers and fries, that caused him to no longer fit his costume...."Going on those 5 day drunks isn't the answer Ron.Get hold of yourself man".........."I didn't mean that kinda 'get hold of yourself', Ron."

6/9/09, 5:55 PM
J. Pazzesco said...

I hate it when I leave my web cam on...

6/9/09, 8:15 PM

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