Case Closed

Michael Jackson to Nancy Pelosi metamorphosis complete!

“ June 30th, 2009 Post-autopsy investigation reveals stunning a revelation in the Michael Jackson death case. Dr. Conrad Murry, Jackson’s personal doc, broke down in confession early this morning to “aiding and abetting to Michael’s double life as the former King of Pop and Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi”. The House of Representatives is currently behind locked doors after this stunning, almost unbelievable, news hit the wire this afternoon. Dr. Murry explained, “Michael’s surgeries slowly morphed his image into that of the strong Democratic Leader we know as Nancy Pelosi. The real Nancy Pelosi died over ten years ago, and I’m kind of shocked no one caught on to her…his…well you know, lunatic politicking in the House.”. It was thanks to President Barack Obama’s Celebrity Death Investigation Czar, Tony R. Smith Jr., who interrogated Murry late into the night. When asked if “harsh interrogation tactics” were employed, another heated issue between Dems and Republicans, Smith replied, “Let’s just say Dr. Murry won’t be laying by the pool any time soon…”. Still not convinced? We report, you decide: ”   Steppberg posted this in SondraK's comments via Soggy