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Went through that crap.
"Two adults living here. No slaves."
Sent a nice old lady first, and then a slightly threatening supervisor. Told him I would see him in court when he threatened me with a fine.
Never heard back from them.
I wonder if that would work with Irish gaelic as well? Sadly all I really know how to say is cheers and happy Christmas. Maybe if I look really stern when I do it...
An opportunity to practice one's whimsy and poetic license.
Bobby Ahr
I half-assed filled out their form but where it asked for personal or info I didn't want them to have I left it blank. Never heard a thing back. They have no legal right to it and I cannot be compelled to. F-em all!
Bolivar
BHO Minion: "What is your race?"
Me: "I'm sorry, I don't speak English."
BHO Minion: "You are speaking English right now."
Me: "No, I only know how to say, 'I don't speak English' in English."
Tá tú glan as do mheabhair
Thanks Rodge, I knew I could count on you.
10 Chuck!
Give the unknown number of laws and regulations, I think we should all have a policy of only identifying ourselves when questioned by authority. Then take the 5th Amendment stating that you would be willing to answer any question once you receive complete use immunity from the city, county, state and federal thugs.
Laurence
Every time a form asks for my race - I write in "human"
If they ask for ethnic background I write in "Mutt".
"Shit hollow you shit acorns"
"He is being he covers mother licking thrust mule"
ROFLMFAO
(translations by translation-guide.com)