A genuine plate!

A MAJOR AWARD!

“ When the mail truck stops and the driver looks at the house, it means she has a door delivery, which she won't do because Reagan is on the porch.  This is bad news, because it usually means the IRS has more messages for me, and if I don't hurry out there and get it, I'll have to go to the post office and retrieve it after standing in line for 20 minutes.  So, I shot out the door in my torn underpants and took delivery of the manila shipping pack.  Hmmm.  Not the IRS.  And not Woot.  WTF.  Wait I know that address .  902 Tullis Street NE, Olympia WA. So, good news! It wasn't the IRS, but SondraK.  But, still, WTF? The envelope read "Look at the price tag." OMFO! .  It's a genuine Obama, Historic Victory, Change Has Come commemorative plate, complete with a certificate of authenticity, and display stand (as seen on TV!).  I'm freaking overwhelmed.  But $200 Sondra?  You shouldn't have.  It's only worth the  coupla bucks that the genuine plastic display stand is worth.  But, I love the sediment.  Muah!  You're way too good for me. ”