Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Hard Breaking News



Two years ago I married a lovely young virgin, and if that doesn't change soon, I'm gonna divorce her.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

If she had removed her vocal cords the guy would have been happier than with all the other operations.

BlogDog said...

An infection, eh? So despite the hoohah surgery she ended up being buggered.

LindaSoG said...

If she had removed her vocal cords the guy would have been happier than with all the other operations. -- Anonymous

sigh. I'm not sure who I pity more, you or your wife.

JMcD said...

Picture Caption: "No,no dear...I LOVE burned borsht...I'll see you later at home...I'll pick up a bottle of that orange flavored vodka you like."

Post a Comment

Just type your name and post as anonymous if you don't have a Blogger profile.