Saturday, July 04, 2009

Maxine Waters Whine

Then change the name you commie carbuncle

Congress moves to ban earmarks for projects named after sitting lawmakers, including the Maxine Waters Employment Preparation Center in Los Angeles. Waters is furious.

"It doesn't seem fair that rich private entities can get funded and this poor school cannot," said Rep. Waters (D-Los Angeles), who had a heated confrontation with Appropriations Committee Chairman David R. Obey (D-Wis.) on the House floor last week over his refusal to grant her $1-million request.

Okay so you want your name attached to this useless pork project.  Use your imagination biotch.  Here's some examples that just rolled off my tongue.  How hard can it be?
  • The Ethel Waters Education and Career Center
  • The Muddy Waters Education and Career Center
  • Douchbag Water Education and Career Center
  • Wild Irish Rose & Water Education and Career Center
  • You Need Some Soap & Water Education and Career Center
  • This Water Tastes Like Piss Education and Career Center
  • Water You Doing for Dope Money? Education and Career Center
  • Water Room & Boarding Education and Career Center
  • Water Won't Get That Shit Out Education and Career Center
Or, you could drink bleach.  Then there wouldn't be a conflict. Everyone wins. Sheesh.

3 comments:

James Hooker - Nipple Whisperer said...

The ¨Water You Doing New Years Eve? Senior Citizens Whatever¨



Veri: ¨pinessed¨ - I´m not kidding

Anonymous said...

The Watersboard Learn to Talk & Career Center
The Falling Waters ...
The Waters Hed Momentary Education ...
Dangerous Waters Gangsta Re-Education ...
Blue Waters Sailing School & Burger Flipping Career Center
Troubled Waters Ego Boosting School for the Downtrodden
Raging Waters Anger Management & Career Center
Healing Waters Career Center and Moneyhole
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Anonymous said...

Back in the days of decency, nothing would ever be named after an elected official while in office. It just wasn't done. Commies didn't get elected, either.

Look how far we've fallen. We now name things after sitting Commies.

AWM

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