Thursday, July 23, 2009

Nancy's Surgeon

Best Surgeon in California

Dr. Timothy McCarthy while receiving a medical award for creativity,  reported his findings to The American Society of Plastic Surgeons, concluding with this case study:

"Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and today she's Speaker of the House."
Tim W News
7/23/2009 07:57:00 PM 5 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Damn, Dr Hardcrab beat me.
Tim

7/23/09, 8:01 PM
Anonymous said...

LMAO!! Thanks mucho. :D
joyce

7/23/09, 10:38 PM
pdwalker said...

Judging from the tautness of the speakers face, the horse must have been a real tightass!

7/23/09, 11:15 PM
gunnypink said...

Thank God we got that straitened out, can you imagine the poor woman that would have had to see that plopping out? When I was younger we used to joke about babies being slapped to cause them to start breathing on their own; I am willing to bet next months SS check, that slapping would have involved the entire ugly tree.

7/24/09, 9:36 AM
Anonymous said...

I thought the result was the governor - now EX-governor - of Alaska. I won't be surprised in the least bit, if the RNC gets Joe the Plumber to be her running-mate for 2012...

:-/

7/29/09, 11:08 PM

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