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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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Unable to name the 57 states of the USA. Obama refers to a map, hoping it helps him find the missing 7 states.
46, 47, 48... .
This isnt my teleprompter!
"hmmm, how do I cut on this GPS?"
"Note to self, next time just bring a magazine, and the toilet paper"
I wonder if I could be President of the WORLD?
Hmmmm.....the world IS flat.
I wonder where Hawaii is ?
Facing Mecca?
Where is the United States again? I better ask Ralm...
Where's the little arrow that says, "You are here"?
1911Man
One to crap on and the other to cover it up with.
"Let me see if I can find the place I was born-- Sudan... Uganda... there it is!"
"Ahhh, my little oyster."
"Huh! I though England was bigger than that."
Turing word: "alickedn"
"Everyone knows I meant the 57 Muslim States."
Boneshaker
47, 48, 49,hmm,.... Ah that's right Hawaii, yes how I could I forget my 'birthplace'
Uhbama was torn between two difficult choices:
Longing for a bit of his Kenyan and Indonesian upbringing, Uhbama thought this would be a good spot for the hole in the floor crapper,
but it would also be a great place to put the Madison Federal chairs he had sawed the legs off of so visitors would have to look up to him.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
I knew it... Moscow isn't that far away... we defiantly could move the white house there... on the taxpayers dime, of course.
Ole Bushy had some funny taste in pictures. Wonder what this one was spozta be...
tomw
I finally get a nice flat screen, and all I can get is the map channel?
"Gee wizzies...Korea's only a couple feet away...They probably CAN get a missle here".