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Honeymoon bride spends too much time in airport toilet... so new husband flies home without her

“ They were preparing to fly home after an idyllic honeymoon in Malaysia. But after only a week of married life, one couple's romance came to a dramatic end after the bridegroom decided his wife simply spent too long in the bathroom. His solution was simple. Get on the plane without her. The woman in question, a teacher, had gone to use the facilities at the airport before boarding a flight back in Saudi Arabia. Read more: ” What recommended this story for posting was it struck a chord (everything here is stream of consciousness). My friend Randy, recently divorced, but an eminently decent person, attended my wedding with a blind date.  After we returned from our honeymoon I called to thank him for coming down, and asked how things went with what's her name (henceforth WHN), who was hot-hot-hot.. Randy:  WHN drove me nuts.  Nice looking, but what an airhead. Me: So you won't be seeing her again I take it. Randy: Hardly (sarcastic voice) Me:  What? He related the drive home from Virginia Beach to DC.  It seems WHN had to stop every ten minutes to get a snack, tinkle, call a girlfriend., or all three.  About the 4th tinkle stop, at a Stuckey's near Port Royal, he watched her go in the door - and took off. Me: You left her there?  Randy ( matter-of-factly): Yes. I started laughing so hard I 'most brain hemorrhaged.  Did again just now.  But, I did not approve.  Neither did my bride.