Friday, July 03, 2009

SuperSarah


“

The Top Ten Reasons Sarah Palin is Resigning....


10.Her mounting legal bills make it difficult to relax on her porch and stare at Russia.

 9. She wants to raise Michael Jackson's children.

 8. To pursue her goal of becoming a Tina Fey impersonator.

 7. She wants to take time to learn all of her children's names.

 6. Has an opportunity to teach "winking 101" at Harvard's political science department.

 5. After returning all of her campaign attire, she's out of things to wear.

 4. To start her own line of lip stick for pitbulls.

 3. Wants to pick off David Letterman with a rifle from a helicopter.

 2. To join forces with Mike Huckabee and host the most conservative and bizarre talk show on Fox.

 
And the Number One reason she resigned .. .

1. To run for President of the United States.

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Baltimore Examiner

7/03/2009 11:03:00 PM 7 Comments

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Rodger the Real King of France said...

I note that all the "conservative" stiffs have pronounced her dead. We'll see who turns out to be the real stiff.

7/3/09, 11:38 PM
Clem "Calimari?" Collins said...

Her biggest liability seems to be that she has the voice of an airheaded sorority sister. It's the voice that Tina Fey has so deftly satirized.

It's not her fault; that's just how she grew up. Still, if she had the voice of Condi Rice, she'd be taken far more seriously.

7/4/09, 12:00 AM
Anonymous said...

Say it aint so!

This ticks me off. why, oh why? I voted for Sarah and whashisname. I would hope that she would stand up and show a record for higher things to come. Well, I guess experience isn't a neccesity for going into higher office anymore. I hope she continues to give em hell though.

Thor~

7/4/09, 12:27 AM
Jon said...

Payback is hell. I hope she is pissed and on a mission.

The politicians in Washington are rotten to the core. All it will take to stir up the manure pile is someone with the guts to expose the crooks and liars. There are tons of money to back someone that has the connections and power to do so.

7/4/09, 10:03 AM
Anonymous said...

Yes, it's untenable to fight the fight she's looking for from afar. She needs to be closer to the fire.

Casca

7/4/09, 12:29 PM
Josh Fahrni-Barn Army Dog Catcher said...

I voted for McCain and Palin, but she's done, let's be honest. She can run all day long, but it will be a Mitt Romney, or maybe someone we don't now about yet. If I had a vote in a primary, I can think of a few people I'd vote for before her in the party. Not to say I think she's a bad person, but for her positives, she's now got a lot of media driven negatives.

7/4/09, 3:03 PM
Anonymous said...

Nice to see that when you can't even get a job flipping burgers, you can write puerile hit pieces for a newspaper.

-- Bob1

7/4/09, 4:29 PM

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