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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Hey, Just TCOB

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Snapshot of National Pissatorium (PISS)

OPEN 0.167.67		PREVIOUS CLOSE 0.75
DAY HIGH 0.87		DAY LOW 0.74
52 WEEK HIGH 08/26/09 - 23.67		52 WEEK LOW 10/28/08 - 0.38
K = Thousands M = Millions B = Billions

Kennedy VAT #2 at The National Pissatorium is filled, and will be replaced by a third tank. Kennedy and Hillary Rodham Clinton are in a dead heat; both have elicited nearly 10,000 gallons of urine from donors wishing to piss on their graves, even if they themselves have passed. The National Pissatorium promises to be their proxy, for a small fee. - REUTERS

Rodger the Real King of France 8/26/2009 09:06:00 AM 10 Comments

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10 comments:

Anonymous said...: Where is this place? I'm grabbibg a six-pack and going there.; 8/26/09, 10:39 AM
Anonymous said...: Excellent work Rodger! You're such a great man to think of a way to memorialize people who richly deserve to be remembered in this way.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick; 8/26/09, 11:22 AM
Anonymous said...: Ehh, Rachel Corrie's grave is more convenient from my location. You remember Rachel, also known as Saint Pancake.; 8/26/09, 12:22 PM
Anonymous said...: Fox is reporting that The Swimmer will be buried (not cremated--it'd take a week to put him out) at Arlington National Cemetery. Hopefully his tank will have a trickle feed so "respect" can be shown foe decades to come.; 8/26/09, 12:56 PM
Anonymous said...: If that were for real, I'd put a couple of port-a-cans in my back yard and throw a kegger. I'm tempted to do it in any case, just to celebrate.
GrinfilledCelt; 8/26/09, 1:01 PM
pdwalker said...: Hey, you can always go back and re-donate!; 8/26/09, 1:04 PM
Anonymous said...: Anonymous....12:56,

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day! At least there's no need for the embalming fluid....

Ad rem....; 8/26/09, 4:56 PM
Anonymous said...: The one male Kennedy not worth the price of a bullet.; 8/26/09, 6:02 PM
Anonymous said...: What if a guy would want to take a dump on his grave? I mean, I was looking forward to flying in just for that alone.
ozaoB; 8/26/09, 8:27 PM
Anonymous said...: Anon, it will be hard to do that, seeing as he will be in Arlington, what with the 24 hour honor guard and all.
He doesn't belong in Arlington. He's no hero, and demonstrated NO character while alive. A cheat in school, a lech, an adulterer, a killer, and a flat out liar doesn't deserve that honor. I suspect he chose that site to avoid the above contemplated activity.
Wonder where Jimmuh the Goober plans on reposing for eternity? He deserves as much attention....
t; 8/27/09, 8:03 AM

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Hey, Just TCOB

Snapshot of National Pissatorium (PISS)

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