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Jimmah Carter is a Richard.
Sounds like a case of bunker mentality.
I just contributed to his pissatorium.
(Rodger you might want to post a pic for the new readers).
Never mind, Google had it (wonders never cease).
http://curmudgeonlyskeptical.blogspot.com/2006/02/its-yellow-for-carter-jimmy-carter.html
He'll need another bag, albiet one much larger, for Clinton's crap as well:
* Number close to the Clinton machine who have been convicted of or pleaded guilty to crimes: 44
* Number of convictions during his administration: 33
* Number of indictments/misdemeanor charges: 61
* Number of imprisonments: 14
* Number of presidential impeachments: 1
* Number of independent counsel investigations: 7
* Number of congressional witnesses pleading the 5th Amendment: 72
* Number of witnesses fleeing the country to avoid testifying: 17
* Number of foreign witnesses who have declined interviews by investigative bodies: 19
c.umulus n.imbusi iii
JIMMAH CAHTUH: A Study in Spineless Indecision and Ignorance in Positions of Prominence.
Because of gross oversight and clerical error, he was admitted to the US Naval Academy despite its policy against enrolling feeble-minded jerkoffs. Through continuing administrative malfeasance, he took a BS degree and commenced his personal crusade to transform the United States into a weak, socialist, third-rate paper tiger.
He followed up his BS degree with work in nuclear physics and engineering, which prepared him marvelously for dealing with lying, posturing, double-dealing, US-hating, Middle Eastern terrorists. His first book, Why Not The Best? looks into the reasons he failed so miserably and consistently as president. He pushed legislation which would protect various animals already doomed by nature and cause thousands of people their jobs. He promoted quotas for minorities in governmental jobs and college admissions, and sacrificed American prestige and hostages for a shot at the Nobel Peace Prize. He was key in abandoning the country’s claim on the Panama Canal, and spent most of his energies meddling in the internal affairs of other nations by criticizing their human rights policies. A poor farm boy from rural Georgia, he rose to the pinnacle of Worst President in the 20th century, all by himself, and is damned proud of it.
Had he not been born in a rural area of America, he would have been a perennial favorite for Monty Python’s “Upper-Class Twit of the Year” award. His mother apparently was not present at his birth, and he has gone through his adult life as an antique, expired consciousness completely unworthy of resuscitation. My secret suspicion is that he is some sort of Neanderthal cross with a jackass.
Jimmy Carter actually believes that Bill Clinton was a great president who never should have been impeached. In fact, Carter remains convinced that Clinton never lied, since his understanding of oral sex is just talking dirty. This assessment of a serious issue parallels his understanding of terrorism, where he believes our position in Iraq is 4th and 20 in the 9th with two in the penalty box and minus two points for hitting low. It’s entirely possible that the bones in his head never stopped calcifying when the rest of his body reached adulthood.
This animated wad of intellectually anemic protoplasm has a credibility rating about like professional wrestling. As a negotiator he is about as clever as Larry, Shemp, and Moe. Damn, I can feel my BP soaring just thinking about the walking advertisement for birth control. In fact, I’m just wasting my time here, ‘cause his mother summed it all up very nicely:
“Sometimes when I look at all my children, I say to myself, ‘Lillian, you should have stayed a virgin.’"
Lillian Carter
I wish I’d made that up, but I didn’t – she actually said it. The prosecution rests.
You're cutting him too much slack, ET.
Who would know this "sack of excrement" better than his own mother!
I've been opining for years now that he is a senile, nasty and anti-Semitic old fart who should be locked up, put on serious meds and kept out of public view for his own sake and for the protection of our nation. Until the present occupant of the White House he was the worst president in history!
You have to admit that Zero is an overachiever - he just couldn't let Jimmy keep that worst president title!
Too good ET. It was said that Lillian and Dolly Parton both had two huge boobs.
Tim
Geez, if he'da only had a quarter of the brains of Billy.... Huh?..He DID?...............auight tin...Nevermind.
As I've said many times, the only story I want to hear about Jimmy Carter is that he died. It can be a quick, peaceful, painless death, or it can be any other kind. I just want to hear that he has died.
Attention Secret Service: this is in no way a threat to the former President. He is old. Old people die. It happens.
Miss Lillian is also reported to have said she thought that Billy should have been President, but she didn't think Jimmy could handle the gas station...
Old Squid.