Thursday, August 06, 2009

The unabomber was .. never mind.

Gummint health care don't
need no stinking patent.



In 1999 I asked my boss, a  physicist by training, about an idea I had for a novel.  The central theme was this.  A chip is developed which government mandates be inserted into all newborns, in the back of their heads.  Ostensibly done to find lost and kidnapped children.  Parents loved  the idea for the peace of mind it offered.  Thing  is, the chips were coded by race.  And contained a small explosive that, when detonated by selective satellite signal, caused instantaneous death.  Would Henry Waxman like that technology, or what?  Anyway, the boss said it wouldn't work for some reason I forgot.  Instead of writing the novel, I did nothing. This story rang that bell. 

A Saudi inventor was recently denied a German patent for what is being described as a "killer chip". What is a killer chip? Cooler Ranch Doritos, hands down.

The basic model would consist of a tiny GPS transceiver placed in a capsule and inserted under a person's skin, so that authorities could track him easily. Model B would have an extra function -- a dose of cyanide to remotely kill the wearer without muss or fuss if authorities deemed he'd become a public threat.


The inventor said the chip could be used to track terrorists, criminals, fugitives, illegal immigrants, political dissidents, domestic servants and foreigners overstaying their visas.

"The invention will probably be found to violate paragraph two of the German Patent Law -- which does not allow inventions that transgress public order or good morals

If the aliens have taught us anything, it's that the key to successful human tracking is NOT LETTING THE HUMANS KNOW. You embed a cyanide chip under my skin and guess what -- I'm cutting it out. With my teeth. Oh I'm sorry, was that too hardcore for you? Yeah, well one time I ate two of my own toes because I hadn't eaten dessert.

Saudi 'Killer Chip' Implant Would Track, Eliminate Undesirables [foxnews]

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I've also had the same thought in regards to reproduction. When you are born, there is a check valve inserted. It's off until you achieve stability in your life to where you can care for your keeds, then it's turned on and you can swim in the gene pool. All problems solved.

Anonymous said...

I can think of about 537 people that need this thing implanted at the base of their skulls.

Call it "term limits", "checks and balances", or whatever, but it will ensure that We, The People will have proper representation and that our voices will be heard...

Put an extra feature in it though... When shitheads like Pelosi calls concerned citizens things like swastika wearing nazis, we can send a warning buzz to the chip, as if to say, "Are you REALLY sure you want to be saying things like that???"

Anonymous said...

That reminds me of some movie I saw, a long time ago, about a prison in the future where the prisoners have collar/neck bombs. The bomb goes off if they're more than a certain distance away from another prisoner (should be the prison but hey it was a movie). Anyway two inmates escape and have to stay together until they can get the collars off.

Don't recall, and can't find @ IMDB etc, the name of the movie. Probably 70's.

Jinglebob said...

Forger has the right idea. Just make any elected official get one. When they retire, they can have it removed. If they really want the job, they will agree! If they don't quit when they should we will make them!

B....... said...

Anonymous 6:44 - that would be Wedlock......

Anonymous said...

Anon 6:44
They did that on the La Femme Nikita TV series.
—DougM

Anonymous said...

B....

Yup, that's the one I (95% sure). 1991... where did 18 years go???

Jim - PRS said...

Ya shoulda written the novel.

Gerry said...

A German inventor coming up with new uses for cyanide.... now what could go wrong with that????

Anonymous said...

The movie is The Running Man. No thanks needed, Its what I do.

Kristophr said...

Yep ... install one in any serving politician.

No chip? No office for you.

Allow anyone to send a no vote to a database. Each no vote has a miniscule chance of setting it off.

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