scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Thursday, September 17, 2009
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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This is your old pal Stinky Wizzleteats.
Tim - 9/17/09, 10:23 PM
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Mr.Horse: Do I know you?
Ren: I don't think so. Would you like to take a look at some fine rubber nipples?
Mr.Horse: Did my wife send you?
Ren: No sir. But you look like someone who could really use some rubber nibbles.
Mr.Horse: How do I know you're not from the FBI?
Ren: Sir, I can assure you, we are only salesmen.
Mr.Horse: Alright, so I made a mistake. One mistake. Can't a man start over? Do I have to keep on paying? Huh? Maybe I should make another mistake, Maybe two more.
Ren: Please sir. I think one mistake is plenty. Just let me show you what is inside here.
Mr.Horse: I didn't do it man. I'm not armed.
Ren: We really just want to sell you some rubber nipples. See?
Mr.Horse: Oh! It is a nipple.*Laughs*Oh, what you must think of me. Forget everything I said. So...nipples, huh? Hmmmm...No sir, I don't think I have any use for rubber nipples. But, I'll tell you what though. Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
Walrus: Call the police! - 9/17/09, 10:25 PM