Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day Me Hearties |
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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day Me Hearties |
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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I say we make Captain Zer0 walk de plank!
Arrr, har is a pirate speak translator for those that cannot. Aye, now brin' in the fair young maiden......
Those aint the lyrics I remember, AHHRRRRRR!
Tim
Aye, i belie'e you meant t' say "Those aint the lyrics Me remember, Ahhrrrrrr!"
The great Robert Newton as Long John Silver
"Bankrupting Treasure Island"
Starring B. Obama as Long Bone Sliver
Michelle Obama as Yo Ho, (the)Ho
Eric H. Holder as a Wharf Rat
Timothy F. Geithner as a Kingston, Jamaica pickpocket and thief.
Nancy Pelosi as Peg Withers the Bahama whore and BJ queen
Kathleen Sebelius as plague carrier who causes "Lost Colony" of Cuba
Shaun L. Donovan as ship's carpenter...Head eaten off by woodborers.
Raymond L. LaHood as ship's navigator...piloted ship to Iceland.
Steven Chu as Officer In Charge Of Firewood...Forgot to stock up...
Half the crew froze to death in Iceland.
Arne Duncan as the 'ship's idiot' and girlieman
Janet A Napolitano as the only ever,female crows nest lookout, the half blind and fully drunk, Mable Skankworthy.
Cast Of Plenty With 10,000 Czars!!
Now Showing Everyf*cking you look!!
You Wont Miss It Even If You Try!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uraOiXPzdm4
Robert Newton as Blackbeard the Pirate. He and William Bendix were hilariously drunk through the whole thing. This is just the trailer (all I find) but watch the obviously hammered Bendix in both of his close-ups. This was a scary movie as a child, especially the final scene where Newton is buried up to his neck at the beach and drowns as the tide comes in. As an adult, it's great fun to watch two old friends show the rat pack what it's really all about. Newton gives his Dorsetshire accent a workout, and you can see why he's the patron saint of Talk like a Pirate Day.
'Nancy Pelosi as Peg Withers the Bahama whore and BJ queen'? Ahhrrr, shiver me timbers.
Tim