Saturday, September 05, 2009

Terps v Cal Berkeley Commies

Remember Pearl Harbor!
Smash the Commies


The Terps open their 2009 football season tonight (10 PM EST -ESPN) on the road against 12th ranked Berkeley State.  It will be a slaughter I'm afraid; the line has the Commies by 22.  The only hope --  if Americans - you - pray.  Pray your asses off.  Ask that once again raw courage and spirit of the American fighting man, as in the early days after Pearl Harbor, are enough to hold off the hordes. That an indomitable spirit will give our young, untrained troops time to gird-up.  Because with the Terps's honor rides all hope of defeating Obama,  and the dark force that looms over us.  Say Amen. 

Here's a magic moment from last year for inspiration.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lemon Lime Gatorade....heh heh

Anonymous said...

You do know JMU comes up there next weekend - right? GO DUKES!!!!!

TFV

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Yes, and we're scared crapless. The Dukes know the Terp's new defense from having played UMass (from whence their new defensive coordinator was head coach). At least JMU has some Americans on campus. Prolly more than UM, come to think of it. Go Dukes!

JMcD said...

Do a reverse replacement of yourself on Earth.....Kill two Communists before you die.

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