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Saturday, October 31, 2009

DIY masks

Who were those masked men?

Well, burglars can be different. The stupid ones just wear hoods hoping that their faces won’t be seen on a security camera. The "smart ones" wear masks. Our guys are not smart. To conceal their faces they simply used a permanent marker pen to DRAW "masks" on their faces and tried to rob an apartment in Carroll, Iowa. Naturally, they were found and arrested very quickly. [story]

Rodger the Real King of France 10/31/2009 03:56:00 PM 8 Comments

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8 comments:

Anonymous said...: I saw that story earlier this week. I was born in Carroll Iowa.
Tim; 10/31/09, 4:16 PM
JMcD said...: OMG...It's Adam West and Burt Ward!; 10/31/09, 4:34 PM
Anonymous said...: Observe the star on the right hand slack jawed moron's right cheek.

One's mind boggles at the depth of stupidity these ijits displayed. The gobsmacking wonder of combined IQ's randomly rolled on dice mixed with alcohol, surpassing "Hol' mah beer 'n watch 'is, Jim-Bob!"
How do these fools ever get out of bed without strangling in the sheets?

Gerry N.; 10/31/09, 8:11 PM
pdwalker said...: It takes all sorts.; 11/1/09, 12:02 AM
Chuck Martel said...: Alcohol may have been a factor.; 11/1/09, 8:33 AM
pdwalker said...: Chuck,

That and/or a slight case of inbreeding.; 11/1/09, 8:58 AM
tom said...: "If we get deevorced is we still cuzzins?"

Stupidity is STILL not illegal in all 57 states...

tomw; 11/1/09, 11:16 AM
Mike(AZ) said...: Am I the only one who looked at this picture and asked myself: "Self, what-the-h*ll were they drinking/smoking?"

And: "Where can I get some???"

And please don't blame in-breeding. Most in-breeds have sense enough to use washable Crayola markers when they self-install masks.; 11/1/09, 11:59 AM

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DIY masks

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