Monday, October 12, 2009

fake founder

Happy Columbus Day
I bet ya didn't realize that Christopher Columbus was the world's very first democrat. Yup.
Christopher Columbus
Really, consider this: Christopher Columbus had no idea where he was going, when he got there, he had no idea where he was, so he went home not knowing where he had been. And he did it all on government money!
Later, he was credited for doing what he did not do for Columbus was not the first to discover America, nor was he the first European to land at America. In fact, Columbus never even saw North America.
However, Columbus was the first to exploit, enslave and slaughter the Arawak Indians of Haiti, and syphilis was introduced into Europe by his crew.
So. Celebrate as you see fit.

2 comments:

Josh Fahrni-Barn Army Dog Catcher said...

Eh, if you'd lived here, the last bit would be the more reason to celebrate.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

.
He wasn't the first to discover America, but his was the first "discovery" that had a global and historical impact. Like the first inventor of the Big Wheel did nothing with it; Louis Marx did. Marx gets credit.
.

Post a Comment

Just type your name and post as anonymous if you don't have a Blogger profile.