Monday, October 26, 2009

Food Court of Despair

7 comments:

JMcD said...

"And the restrooms....the restrooms are 'of despair'.....really,really 'of despair'....Jeesh......."

B....... said...

No shit JMcD!

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the classic Simpsons exchange:

Shopkeeper: I must warn you the doll is cursed.
Homer Simpson: That's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt!
Homer Simpson: That's good.
Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer Simpson: That's bad!
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free choice of toppings!
Homer Simpson: That's good!
Shopkeeper:The toppings contain sodium benzoate.
[Homer looks puzzled.]
Shopkeeper: That's bad.
Homer Simpson: Can I go now?

Emerson

Anonymous said...

the man went to the emotion costume party naked with a pear on his pe--s and people asked what emotion he was ...

I'm Fu--in despair

Anonymous said...

'Puss in boots'

a 'dick tater'

Etc, etc. Old jokes.
Tim

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna put on some roller skates and go as a pull toy.

Anonymous said...

I suppose despair of shoes doesn't fit.
—DougM

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