Thursday, October 15, 2009

Fweg Shay

Starbucks Memories


11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh,crap. That was funny!
Juice

Anonymous said...

Thats why the mirror was there. So you will go somewhere else next time. When I was a field mechanic we called using a fast food restaurant bathroom 'going for a McSh*t'. If asked, you tell them you have to use the facilities first, then you will order. That is a 'McShit with lies".
Tim

Anonymous said...

"McS**t with lies"
Howling here, Tim!
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Anonymous said...

Ahhh, that's nothing. W. has obviously never been on a Greek train heading for Turkey. And FYI it is possible to use all four limbs, in a train bathroom, to keep yourself not only off the floor but the "seat" as well.

Anonymous said...

Although in the midst of a "Ace Ventura Pet Detective Horse tranquilizer moment" it's damn good cheap entertainment.

Unknown said...

Speaking of trains, I was heading south on Amtrak once in one of the sleeping cars. I came out of the shitter pulling up my pants with the light on in the bathroom and room (it was one of the deluxe cabins).

What I didn't realize was that the train occasionally pulls into stations at night with platforms full of people.

Oops.

bullseye

Anonymous said...

The thing that always puzzles me in the Starbucks toilets: no cup holders.
Yeahh, I knoww.
—DougM

Anonymous said...

Starbucks in Texas and Mo are doing Coffee for Combat: matching customer donations for coffee for our deployed troops.
Look at Troopsupport.org
RAK

JMcD said...

How bout if they used decals and write, across the bottom of the mirror, "Say Hi to another satisfied Starbucks patron!".

JMcD said...

"The thing that always puzzles me in the Starbucks toilets: no cup holders."

Yep!....Pain in the ass.....Causes Middle Eastern visiting coffeehounds to have to drink their water, livestock style.

Anonymous said...

They could have a lot of fun with funhouse mirrors either making your stuff look smaller or bigger depending on the mirror.



bullseye

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