So this guy walks into a bar ... with a wetback on his head |
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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
So this guy walks into a bar ... with a wetback on his head |
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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I went to a crabfeast last night , and this subject was a major topic of discussion . Even the children were shocked over this one . I believe the entire planet shouted "WTF" in unison yesterday : ( smibsid
...... so the bartender says
"Jaysus man, where'd ya get that"?
"Aw it's something I, hack, hack,koff, picked up in Kenya. Can't seem to shake it.Tried everything, even Vancomycin.Nothing works. Just can't shake the son-of-a-b*tch".
"Damn that's a real shame, man".
"You said it...The guy that rids me of this bastard deserves the g*dd*mn Nobel Prize".
Even the sumbitch-in-chief hisself said he didn't deserve it, but you didn't see the narcissistic sumbitch refuse it, did ya?
Of course, I didn't really mean that, any other way than just exactly how I said it.
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Even previous Nobel Prize winners are floored by this one.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article6868905.ece
And the chair of the Committee admitted it was awarded to "enhance" what the individual wanted to do.
On that basis I predict that Miss Universe will win next year's award hands down. After all she said she wanted to see world peace AND an end to hunger AND an end to global warming.
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Rodger, This is your entrepreneurial moment where you provide Nobel prizes to those providing a proper fee [the Chicago Way]. Kinda like the Universal Life Church did in the 70's.
Juice
San Diego Union Tribune's poll on whether or not the nobel committee got it right: http://www3.signonsandiego.com/polls/2009/oct/peaceprize/results/
Does he have to prove proof of citizenship to receive it? drummermanrick
This just needs a little photo shopping to be the prefect comment. "It's a major award!"
GrinfilledCelt