I'd buy one of these scooters today, as is. Rollover for a larger size; click the pic for Old Picture of the Day,
a blog that - you know. Looking at this picture summoned another
idea, one I've had for awhile. Of course there will be no obvious
connection.
Here's what I'd like to see. I'd like to see the next summer
Olympics awarded to, for example, Annapolis, MD. I'm using it
because I know what facilities are available, but it could be be
virtually any city in the civilized world. Here's what would
happen.
Construction: None.
That's s right. The Summer Olympics are held in Annapolis, and
there is not one farthing spent in preparation. Outdoor events
will be held in the Naval Academy stadium, or the community college
grounds. Various school gymnasiums will be pressed into service,
swimming events in the Academy pool, or in the Severn River.
Boating events - duh. No tickets sold. Anyone with a camera can
record, or transmit any event. Wait. Maryland will
have to make one concession. The right to carry
will have to be extended to Marylanders, who will then function as self
security. It will be a boon for area restaurants, hotels, etc.,
but anyone who wants to pitch a tent may do so on designated
campsites. Anyone who wants to sell food, or serve beverages,
can. What will the Olympic Committee receive? Not a nickel;
only kudos for going clean.
I'm not kidding. It's how I would run things. Oh one
more throwback. Olympians have to compete nude. Except
wrestlers. French swimmer Laure Manaudou would agree, I think.
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