Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Today's Quiz

Is It the NBA Or the NFL?
 Among it's membership -
  • 36 have been accused of spousal abuse
  • 7 have been arrested for fraud
  • 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
  • 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
  • (with more businesses being added to the list daily)
  • 3 have done time for assault
  • 71, repeat 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
  • 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
  • 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
  • 21 currently are defendants in lawsuits, and
  • 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year


Can you guess which organization this is?

rejuoy
11/18/2009 11:51:00 AM 7 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
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Jinglebob said...

Neither. But I won't spoil it for the others.

11/18/09, 12:20 PM
OregonGuy said...

Do you know the difference between a good salesman and a great salesman?

A sense of ethics and morality.
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11/18/09, 12:24 PM
Josh Fahrni-Barn Army Dog Catcher said...

Wahahaha. Good stuff.

'Dallas is full of crackheads and debutantes, and half of them play for the Cowboys.'

You're a skins fan, I expect a shot around every corner for my team.

11/18/09, 1:39 PM
Anonymous said...

I was thinking of neither the NBA nor the NFL, because not enough shootings are listed, but another not-so-athletic group. I'll leave it at that.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

11/18/09, 3:20 PM
Anonymous said...

"It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress."
--Mark Twain

11/18/09, 6:02 PM
CDR J said...

I think it was Teddy Roosevelt (or maybe Mark Twain) who said "When they call the role in the Senate, the Senators aren't sure if they should answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty'".

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

11/18/09, 8:52 PM
DougM said...

I agree.

11/18/09, 9:04 PM

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